Do what makes you happy. Be with who makes you smile. Laugh as much as a you breathe. Love as long as you live. - Sincerely, Selina
A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
Range Rover, Range Rover. I call a cute guy with a trust fund over.